Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy manatee.

Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut, he will turn you into a plant.

Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four silver spheres on your neck.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Faswaplig Cutsafvagmilbosshivquafdut six times a day.