Fobkopyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered shark.

Fobkopyarp created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobkopyarp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobkopyarp, it will send you a sign.

Fobkopyarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fobkopyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Do not prepare onions while filled with joy.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Fobkopyarp loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention goats.