Madmiftom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless whale.

Madmiftom created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madmiftom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Madmiftom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Madmiftom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Madmiftom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Madmiftom's name in vain.

4. Put Madmiftom first in all things.

5. Never eat grapes.