Dinfossgem is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, clever
weasel.
Dinfossgem created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dinfossgem, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Dinfossgem, he will turn you into a duck.
Dinfossgem's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Dinfossgem's Holy Commandments1. You must love Dinfossgem.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not laugh in public.