Bifflysat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous alligator.

Bifflysat created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifflysat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bifflysat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bifflysat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bifflysat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.