Arfbotfuncad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive hyena.

Arfbotfuncad created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbotfuncad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arfbotfuncad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arfbotfuncad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Arfbotfuncad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

2. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with sharks.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

5. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.