Bomlin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody ferret.

Bomlin created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bomlin, she will turn you into a frog.

Bomlin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bomlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Bomlin on top of important buildings.
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