Nartdisswot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless bear.

Nartdisswot created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartdisswot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartdisswot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nartdisswot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nartdisswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Do not eat turnips.
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