Cidomt Teenfarhun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable centipede.

Cidomt Teenfarhun created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidomt Teenfarhun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cidomt Teenfarhun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cidomt Teenfarhun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cidomt Teenfarhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never think about spacetime near sharks while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.