Vabveenmit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless rhinoceros.

Vabveenmit created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabveenmit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vabveenmit, he will ignore you.

Vabveenmit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vabveenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat pineapples.