Dibsomdud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind horse.

Dibsomdud created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibsomdud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dibsomdud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dibsomdud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dibsomdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Dibsomdud.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.