Donhothig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome whale.

Donhothig created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhothig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donhothig, it will turn you into a tree.

Donhothig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Donhothig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Donhothig on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donhothig.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.