Ingfatdad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind toad.

Ingfatdad created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfatdad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingfatdad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ingfatdad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ingfatdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the east.

3. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.