Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless crow.

Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten, he will come to you in dreams.

Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Put Lenmabnibarmflapcedcubten first in all things.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.