Narbifgub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous hummingbird.

Narbifgub created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narbifgub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narbifgub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narbifgub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Narbifgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Never wear yellow boots.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Always pray immersed in water.