Dannuttsas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest dragonfly.

Dannuttsas created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dannuttsas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dannuttsas, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dannuttsas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dannuttsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing gray boots.

2. Dannuttsas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Dannuttsas.