Arthencum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying clam.

Arthencum created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arthencum, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arthencum, it will turn you into a goat.

Arthencum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Arthencum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.