Sinpanpon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent troll.

Sinpanpon created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Sinpanpon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinpanpon, it will curse you with boils.

Sinpanpon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sinpanpon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never jump in the presence of whales.