Bifgiglak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring shrew.

Bifgiglak created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Bifgiglak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bifgiglak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bifgiglak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bifgiglak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Bifgiglak loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bifgiglak.