Landod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous dove.

Landod created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Landod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Landod, she will turn you into a rock.

Landod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Landod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.