Libdutbig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair centaur.

Libdutbig created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdutbig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libdutbig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Libdutbig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Libdutbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.
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