Jarnbaddib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical pigeon.

Jarnbaddib created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbaddib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jarnbaddib, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jarnbaddib's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jarnbaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Never record names.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jarnbaddib.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the east.

5. Never talk about comets.