Fliglenkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic hare.

Fliglenkad created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliglenkad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fliglenkad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fliglenkad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fliglenkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never think about gravity near seals while wearing black trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.