Niglopget is a god.

It takes the form of a small, vain parrot.

Niglopget created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niglopget, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Niglopget, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Niglopget's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Niglopget's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Niglopget.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.