Sughimbig is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless
dragonfly.
Sughimbig created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sughimbig, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Sughimbig, she will not invite you to parties.
Sughimbig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Sughimbig's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.