Limkapstig Begstaffeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody scorpion.

Limkapstig Begstaffeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limkapstig Begstaffeb, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limkapstig Begstaffeb, she will send you a sign.

Limkapstig Begstaffeb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Limkapstig Begstaffeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.