Buscaddav is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy turtle.

Buscaddav created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Buscaddav, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Buscaddav, she will turn you into a sheep.

Buscaddav's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Buscaddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.