Mabkomnibbonk Sogquartpid Kemgemyikfat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident monkey.

Mabkomnibbonk Sogquartpid Kemgemyikfat created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabkomnibbonk Sogquartpid Kemgemyikfat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabkomnibbonk Sogquartpid Kemgemyikfat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mabkomnibbonk Sogquartpid Kemgemyikfat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mabkomnibbonk Sogquartpid Kemgemyikfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.