Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident wyrm.

Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. You must love Gebarnpagsig Tarpcutmob.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.