Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless yak.

Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with monkeys.

5. Yimvenkarbogvinhimhig must be the most important thing in your life.