Cenlenham Govhimdib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful horse.

Cenlenham Govhimdib created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenlenham Govhimdib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenlenham Govhimdib, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cenlenham Govhimdib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cenlenham Govhimdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.