Sabbisshak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish dugong.

Sabbisshak created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabbisshak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabbisshak, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sabbisshak's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sabbisshak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven mice approach from the east.

2. Run away from mauve dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing brown corsets and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.