Bitbotquim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful wyrm.

Bitbotquim created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitbotquim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bitbotquim, it will turn you into a slug.

Bitbotquim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bitbotquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.