Gungil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous goose.

Gungil created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Gungil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gungil, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gungil's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gungil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to rats while wearing mauve skirts.