Sabrigwab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing dragonfly.

Sabrigwab created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrigwab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabrigwab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabrigwab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sabrigwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing cyan kilts and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention voles.