Sasjinsas is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, cheerful butterfly.

Sasjinsas created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasjinsas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasjinsas, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sasjinsas' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sasjinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.