Xinhomton is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate dolphin.

Xinhomton created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinhomton, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinhomton, he will not care at all.

Xinhomton's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Xinhomton's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinhomton.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinhomton.

5. Never chant in holy places.