Megbepnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awesome donkey.

Megbepnill created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbepnill, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megbepnill, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Megbepnill's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Megbepnill's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about black holes.