Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind clam.

Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl, she will make you grow a tail.

Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Run away if seven pigs approach from the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Bodflabsig Tunsagnarl loves rats, so they must be honoured.