Konmegtit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Konmegtit created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmegtit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Konmegtit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Konmegtit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Konmegtit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konmegtit.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.