Fub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome mongoose.

Fub created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fub, she will turn you into a rock.

Fub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.