Kamwotwad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish snake.

Kamwotwad created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamwotwad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamwotwad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kamwotwad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kamwotwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kamwotwad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kamwotwad.