Lidyambet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless penguin.

Lidyambet created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lidyambet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidyambet, he will destroy your home planet.

Lidyambet's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lidyambet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Lidyambet on top of all buildings.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.