Pandammetmotrothitteenrull is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable finch.

Pandammetmotrothitteenrull created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pandammetmotrothitteenrull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pandammetmotrothitteenrull, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pandammetmotrothitteenrull's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pandammetmotrothitteenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Never mark doors with indigo.