Hogpibcemhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody bird.

Hogpibcemhiv created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Hogpibcemhiv, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogpibcemhiv, it will turn you into a goat.

Hogpibcemhiv's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hogpibcemhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat oranges.