Zoghigdam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise gnu.

Zoghigdam created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoghigdam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zoghigdam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zoghigdam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zoghigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.