Bossyogbap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust frog.

Bossyogbap created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossyogbap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bossyogbap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bossyogbap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bossyogbap's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bossyogbap on top of all buildings.