Popjabflan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish gerbil.

Popjabflan created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popjabflan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Popjabflan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Popjabflan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Popjabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume melons at dawn.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Always act with patience when addressing children.

4. Never chant in the presence of great tits.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.