Pigcam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak centaur.

Pigcam created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigcam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigcam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pigcam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pigcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never chant near hamsters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.