Inghubbog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage narwhal.

Inghubbog created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Inghubbog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Inghubbog, it will be very sad.

Inghubbog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Inghubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Inghubbog.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always act with purity.