Yattomtpid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable camel.

Yattomtpid created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattomtpid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattomtpid, she will not care at all.

Yattomtpid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yattomtpid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.