Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid wren.

Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tomfomgutlidfotloopkab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to horses while wearing gray scarves.