Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless dragonfly.

Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hamarmsandnuttbogbegtif.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Do not wear rings marked with orange.