Flagmet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm warg.

Flagmet created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmet, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flagmet, it will turn you into a worm.

Flagmet's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Flagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed peas to tapirs while wearing magenta kilts.