Mancamlam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful fox.

Mancamlam created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Mancamlam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mancamlam, she will ignore you.

Mancamlam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mancamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.