Mobnurdog Bosscetyog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful jackal.

Mobnurdog Bosscetyog created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnurdog Bosscetyog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobnurdog Bosscetyog, she will ignore you.

Mobnurdog Bosscetyog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mobnurdog Bosscetyog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mobnurdog Bosscetyog on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing yellow dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.