Nullvonkip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited lobster.

Nullvonkip created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullvonkip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nullvonkip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nullvonkip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nullvonkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nullvonkip.