Sogtabnib Hinxin Gumflabban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair raven.

Sogtabnib Hinxin Gumflabban created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogtabnib Hinxin Gumflabban, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogtabnib Hinxin Gumflabban, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sogtabnib Hinxin Gumflabban's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sogtabnib Hinxin Gumflabban's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Never wear fawn stockings on sacred days.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.