Sawfabgub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered warg.

Sawfabgub created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Sawfabgub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawfabgub, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sawfabgub's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sawfabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Sawfabgub.

4. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.