Cedkabflag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak scorpion.

Cedkabflag created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedkabflag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedkabflag, it will be very unhappy.

Cedkabflag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cedkabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.

5. Do not gather at doors at dusk.