Wadwipsidjinhunvon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced tortoise.

Wadwipsidjinhunvon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadwipsidjinhunvon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadwipsidjinhunvon, it will be very unhappy.

Wadwipsidjinhunvon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wadwipsidjinhunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never sit in the presence of goats.