Padfligbim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective dragonfly.

Padfligbim created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padfligbim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Padfligbim, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Padfligbim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padfligbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Padfligbim.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Padfligbim.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.