Tetticapyim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent fox.

Tetticapyim created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tetticapyim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tetticapyim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tetticapyim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tetticapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

5. Never mention otters.