Bogarfjon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable whale.

Bogarfjon created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogarfjon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogarfjon, he will turn you into a mole.

Bogarfjon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bogarfjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.