Fontomsom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent skunk.

Fontomsom created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fontomsom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fontomsom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fontomsom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fontomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Run away if three tapirs approach from the south.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing red dresses and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.